UMP 45 Catch All

[burningrescue]

Meme to come

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[burningrescue]

Fat chance. We have to stop them.

[Looking curiously at her notes, though.]

[recrypt]

[ They are... transcriptions! Of the audio that had played over the mysterious radio broadcasts during the week. Surprisingly accurate, at that? But with additional commentary and circled portions that she seems to be adding to at the moment. Does he read closer, y/n?

Also I can't believe that Galo of all people is the first one who's actually bothered to look at her notes, because this is not the first time I've mentioned them. ]

We do. What sort of affliction is it that turns people into rats, though? And when did she contract it?

[burningrescue]

[Well, he looked but he. He can't read. Just squinting at them.]

Can you read these outloud?

[recrypt]

[ hm,

she just gives him a dubious look- he knows how to read, right. right? but does start reciting, evenly: ]

"Speaker is male. Voice does not belong to anyone listed in the profiles. The oft-mentioned master blue? Audio quality terrible.

"He said that he "could not trust his senses." We lost the usage of one of ours following. But the wording indicates that they aren't truly nonfunctional? It affects humans and animals the same way, but the speaker suggests to disregard them. How much of what we perceive is affected?

[ She's going to keep going until he interrupts. ]

[burningrescue]

[He's vision impaired this week, but it's a fair question.

Listening but. God. He sort of starts to zone out in the middle of this? He looks like he might be falling asleep?]

[recrypt]

[ Thank god, I've finally achieved my goal of putting someone to sleep with one of her infodumps.

very gently

collates the ream of papers, then bwaps him lightly on the head with them. ]

[burningrescue]

[Startled awake!]

Ah! Okay, so humans are turning into animals?

[recrypt]

... Apparently?

[ she frowns. ]

With only one case so far I couldn't say. But if those three girls are any sign...

The problem is, when did it start? Would anyone be able to notice it before what happened to Nikki happens again?