week 1 scalie patrol

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[survivaltricks]

[. . .]

And then what happened?

[tell him. spill the tea, sister]

[recrypt]

You should have been there. He tried to crush it under his weight, throttle it, chase it with a dumbbell... I think it took his pen too? Or maybe it was his knife.

There was a lot going on.

[survivaltricks]

[imagining these yakety sax shenanigans. . .]

[. . .]

[snrk]

I bet it really pissed him off.

[recrypt]

[ sitting here waiting for unlocks be like. ]

Oh, absolutely. He didn't even get to finish it off himself.

[survivaltricks]

What a pity.

[HE DOES NOT SEEM SYMPATHETIC]

[recrypt]

Anyway, he also nearly got pinned to a wall by Perseus, but I'm sure he told you all about that part.

[survivaltricks]

[OF COURSE HE DIDN'T. . .]

. . . Perseus? The Greek hero?

[recrypt]

Probably not that one, he was wearing contemporary clothing. Or- what counts as contemporary when we seem to all be from...

[ vague hand wave. All across the 21st century with some interdimensional outliers. ]

Perseus Jackson. All of the zombies had names.

[survivaltricks]

[sooooo. . .]

Modern day Greek hero?

Or were his parents just big fans of Greek mythology?

[recrypt]

We didn't exactly get a chance to ask whether he'd killed any Gorgons or did anything in the rest of his mythology.

He had a glowing sword?

[survivaltricks]

Glowing swords seem pretty. . . heroic.

[now it's hard to tell if he's being serious or not]

[recrypt]

Maybe he was a modern day Greek hero then. Who knows?

Apparently they're not immune to mysterious dinner parties, though.