Mine is that there was this town that was planning to feed people to a dragon, including the king's daughter, and then this guy George came and fought it and captured it. And then brought it all around the town to scare everybody into joining his religion.
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[Trying hard to think of what he knows that's new - oh, that's it.]
Y'know, the new thing we know about now. Tell me a fact about it.
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All the Aesir gods in Norse mythology are descended from a guy who a cow licked into being from a rock? Seems stupid to me.
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Mine is that there was this town that was planning to feed people to a dragon, including the king's daughter, and then this guy George came and fought it and captured it. And then brought it all around the town to scare everybody into joining his religion.