Mammon Catch-All

[burningrescue]

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[mammoney]

You have to use the cue sticks to get the balls into the holes! See, they're hangin' over there!

[He points to over Galo's shoulder. Look! Cue sticks!]

Have you never played billiards before?

[burningrescue]

Nope!

[He grabs one of the cue sticks and does a complicated kind of baton twirl with it, checking it out.]

We used to have foosball in the breakroom, but it broke.

[mammoney]

Foosball is pretty good. But billiards...billiards requires STRATEGY.

[Which is a lot to say for two idiots with no brains.]

Hey, hey, this ain't flag tossing. Be careful with that! Here, let me show you how to play. Hand me that triangle thing hangin' on the table.

[burningrescue]

Oof. Strategy, huh?

[He doesn't seem like a strategy guy, does he? But handing Mammon the triangle anyway.]

I'm better at flag tossing than strategy.

[mammoney]

...Well, honestly, it's not rocket science. Its just a matter of knowing where the balls go. Like, I'm pretty sure you can figure it out.

[He's getting all of the balls into the triangle, leaving the cue ball out.]

Do you flag toss as part of puttin' out fires, or what?

[burningrescue]

I'm glad you asked!

[Mammon won't be glad he asked. Doing a toss again.]

I fight fires with my matoi! Or, well, the Captain says it's useless and doesn't belong in a fire situation, so now I use the matoi gear instead. But I still know how to wield one really well.