Yeah. We used to have this big event called the Monster Fair. My brother Levi brought his serpent pet to be judged, and it got second place, which wasn't bad...but Lucifer was like, "hey, you can't keep it in the house" so Levi, the idiot, decided to release it into the ocean. Now we all have to be really careful goin' to the beach because its still out there and its super huge now.
[He says this as casually as talking about a lost dog.]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure, though I haven't seen it recently. His last pet that got lost also got realllllllly big, too. Henry 1.0, the snake.........I'm surprised his most recent one is just a dinky little goldfish.
No? [He can tell he's being mad fun of even though he doesn't know what an otaku is.] I'm cool. I like cool things, like the heritage of an ancient far eastern island.
[He lets out a sigh. He seems to be internally debating something.]
Well, whatever. I like Levi a lot. Cause he's my brother, y'know? And...some of the stuff he plays and gets into is cool. Never tell him I said that, though. I have a reputation to uphold!
[His TOTALLY COOL reputation.]
So I guess what you're into is totally fine. Though I personally just don't get bein' into a whole island heritage thing...
Heh. I won't tell him. Besides, I'm really not some kind of nerd!
[Yes he is.]
It's just that before they invented fire tech, or even horse drawn engines, the city of Edo was at constant risk of fire. That is, until the hikeshi - brave men who fought fire with their bare hands - arrived to take the fires out.
Well, sometimes they had hoses. And they had some tools. [Stop ruining his narration Mammon!!] But most stuff wasn't invented yet. The only way they could stop the fires was to tear down buildings and try to smother the fire or stop it in its tracks. Otherwise, the whole city might go up.
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I was wonderin' if it was like the sea serpent my brother released into the ocean. [what] Like, the kraken was a pet and was just left here.
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[Okay, here's where I explain Galo has never read one of the profiles and he thinks Mammon is just. A guy.]
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[He says this as casually as talking about a lost dog.]
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Even huger than the kraken?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure, though I haven't seen it recently. His last pet that got lost also got realllllllly big, too. Henry 1.0, the snake.........I'm surprised his most recent one is just a dinky little goldfish.
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[ARE YOU A NERD, GALO???]
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[He is. He is a nerd. He also would greatly enjoy watching anime.]
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[Oh my god. He's just giving him a Look.]
You don't have like...body pillows and creepy anime figurines, do ya?
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But I'm pretty into Japanese culture and history, as well as a newly acquired interest in sea monsters.
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You are SO an otaku. [weeps a lot] You're like....a really loud, outgoing Levi. Please don't tell me you call people normies.
[DIAGNOSED WITH WEEB]
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[He lets out a sigh. He seems to be internally debating something.]
Well, whatever. I like Levi a lot. Cause he's my brother, y'know? And...some of the stuff he plays and gets into is cool. Never tell him I said that, though. I have a reputation to uphold!
[His TOTALLY COOL reputation.]
So I guess what you're into is totally fine. Though I personally just don't get bein' into a whole island heritage thing...
[School him on it, Galo.]
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[Yes he is.]
It's just that before they invented fire tech, or even horse drawn engines, the city of Edo was at constant risk of fire. That is, until the hikeshi - brave men who fought fire with their bare hands - arrived to take the fires out.
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...They fought fire with their BARE HANDS? Are they stupid?
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