Mammon Catch-All

[burningrescue]

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[mammoney]

[...........................................................he has a point.]

I was wonderin' if it was like the sea serpent my brother released into the ocean. [what] Like, the kraken was a pet and was just left here.

[burningrescue]

What? Your brother has a pet sea serpent?

[Okay, here's where I explain Galo has never read one of the profiles and he thinks Mammon is just. A guy.]

[mammoney]

Yeah. We used to have this big event called the Monster Fair. My brother Levi brought his serpent pet to be judged, and it got second place, which wasn't bad...but Lucifer was like, "hey, you can't keep it in the house" so Levi, the idiot, decided to release it into the ocean. Now we all have to be really careful goin' to the beach because its still out there and its super huge now.

[He says this as casually as talking about a lost dog.]

[burningrescue]

[Galo just accepts this. He's very into the story, though.]

Even huger than the kraken?

[mammoney]

[A nod.]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure, though I haven't seen it recently. His last pet that got lost also got realllllllly big, too. Henry 1.0, the snake.........I'm surprised his most recent one is just a dinky little goldfish.

[burningrescue]

Your brother is a cool guy! I wanna kraken for a pet.

[mammoney]

Him? A cool guy? He's a total nerd! He stays in his room all the time and watches anime!

[ARE YOU A NERD, GALO???]

[burningrescue]

That sounds pretty cool to me.

[He is. He is a nerd. He also would greatly enjoy watching anime.]

[mammoney]

...

[Oh my god. He's just giving him a Look.]

You don't have like...body pillows and creepy anime figurines, do ya?

[burningrescue]

No. My only figurines are my hikeshi figures. [That definitely are not produced by anyone and Galo must have had them custom made.]

But I'm pretty into Japanese culture and history, as well as a newly acquired interest in sea monsters.

[mammoney]

[Kind of horrified.]

You are SO an otaku. [weeps a lot] You're like....a really loud, outgoing Levi. Please don't tell me you call people normies.

[DIAGNOSED WITH WEEB]

[burningrescue]

No? [He can tell he's being mad fun of even though he doesn't know what an otaku is.] I'm cool. I like cool things, like the heritage of an ancient far eastern island.

[mammoney]

...

[He lets out a sigh. He seems to be internally debating something.]

Well, whatever. I like Levi a lot. Cause he's my brother, y'know? And...some of the stuff he plays and gets into is cool. Never tell him I said that, though. I have a reputation to uphold!

[His TOTALLY COOL reputation.]

So I guess what you're into is totally fine. Though I personally just don't get bein' into a whole island heritage thing...

[School him on it, Galo.]

[burningrescue]

Heh. I won't tell him. Besides, I'm really not some kind of nerd!

[Yes he is.]

It's just that before they invented fire tech, or even horse drawn engines, the city of Edo was at constant risk of fire. That is, until the hikeshi - brave men who fought fire with their bare hands - arrived to take the fires out.

[mammoney]

[You are. You are a nerd.]

...They fought fire with their BARE HANDS? Are they stupid?

[burningrescue]

Well, sometimes they had hoses. And they had some tools. [Stop ruining his narration Mammon!!] But most stuff wasn't invented yet. The only way they could stop the fires was to tear down buildings and try to smother the fire or stop it in its tracks. Otherwise, the whole city might go up.